Fictional Characters, Real Talk

The depth of Darius Epps

Shout out to series creator Donald Glover, actor LaKeith Stanfield, and the entire writing staff of Atlanta (2016-2022) for offering up such a sublime, idiosyncratically wise (and stylish) character as Darius Epps.

Darius deserves a costume compilation, not unlike this one. (Someone let me know if there is such a video somewhere in the interwebs.) Maybe I need to put that together…

Until then, let us bask and delight in the wit and wisdom written into the character of Darius Epps.


"If you could use a rat as a phone, man, that'd be genius. I mean it's like five rats for every one person in New York alone. Everybody would have an affordable phone. "

— season 1, episode 1

He’s not wrong…

“As humans, we're always close to destruction. Life itself is but a series of close calls. I mean how would you know you were alive, unless you knew you could die?”

— season 1, episode 2

Going deep at the wings spot.

Darius: “Mmm, breakfast cup.”
Earnest: "You made that up."
Darius: "Everything's made up, n*gga. Stay woke."

— season 1, episode 4

Facts.

"I would say nice to meet you, but I don’t believe in time as a concept. So, I’ll just say we always met."

— season 2, episode 1

Bold honesty and directness at its most metaphysical. Charming.

Nadine: "Can you help me stop thinking?"
Darius: "Perhaps. Catch." (throws apple)
...
Darius: "The stars are just a projection of what's actually already inside of our mind."

— season 2, episode 7

Did you catch the koan?

"I’ve been roaming the streets, high since twilight. This city is my Jesus."

— season 3, episode 2

The romance, the poetry.

"Rap Gods, for I am not accustomed to prayer, bear with me. I’d like to thank you for every life that’s here with me. You shall bestow Alfred with the energy to show. Let’s go!."

— season 3, episode 5

Who can’t use a little prayer?

"You have a beautiful spirit. Thank you for sharing your time with me."

— season 4, episode 10

Yes Darius, you do and likewise.

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